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09Dec

TO BUDDY: Sooooo, how was last night? TO GIRLFRIEND: I miss you too. TO BUDDY: A screamer huh? LMAO! TO GIRLFRIEND: I wish we could just hole up in a cabin somewhere, just the two of us. TO BUDDY: Dude I haven’t met a chick yet who doesn’t like a good spanking!! TO GIRLFRIEND: My Continue Reading

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02Sep

To Buddy: OMG. So, last night. Crap…hang on. Client online. To Client: Hi Don. Yes, I’m here. How can I help you? To Buddy: I swear, this client is so annoying. Smelly and annoying. Anyway, I got pulled over last night! Shit, hang on. To Client: The 18-month projections? To Buddy: So this officer is Continue Reading

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