JESUS: Psst. MELINDA: Jesus Christ! JC: How did you know? M: Very funny. You scared me. I was just- JC: Swearing. You do that a lot. M: Dude, you are so not Jesus. JC: Actually I am; I’m back. M: Yeah right. If you’re Jesus, where’s your tunic and sash? Where’s your beard? JC: It’s Continue Reading
ArchivesCategory: Ghost Antagonizerer
20NovGhost Antagonizerer :: 4
DEAD TWIN: Psst! MELINDA: Yikes! Your face–please tell me your dead! TWIN: Yeah, but my face always looked this way. MELINDA: Bummer. Looks like you collided with a rusty cattle grate. TWIN: Thanks a lot. Look, I need you to tell my killer that he got the wrong man. MELINDA: With a face like that Continue Reading
26SepGhost Antagonizerer :: 3
OLDER LADY: Thanks for coming! MELINDA: Sure. It’s on my way home. So who you trying to reach? DEAD DOG: Woof! MELINDA: Shoo! Get outa here, mutt. DEAD DOG: Woof! Woof! OLDER LADY: You see a dog? Lil Beaver! Is that you? MELINDA: Excuse me?! OLDER LADY: Continue Reading
17FebGhost Antagonizerer 2
MELINDA: She’s here. She says she’s okay. LIVING BOYFRIEND: She’s here?! I’m so sorry for the way things ended. I will always love you! DEAD GIRLFRIEND: Tell him I love him, too. M: True that. LB: Huh? DG: I said I love him, too. Please don’t paraphrase. M: Whatever, vapors. She says ditto on the Continue Reading
31JanGhost Antagonizerer 1
Dead bro: Tell him I’m okay and there’s something he should know. Melinda: Your brother wants to tell you something. Living bro: He’s here?! I miss you, bro! Dead bro: I miss you, too! Melinda: He can’t hear you. Dead bro: Oh. Tell him the reason I was at the lake house was to get Continue Reading
