DAD: Someone gave me a memory stick. I sat on it. Then I remembered it. DAD: I’ve decided to lose 10 lbs. Maybe 15. ME: How come? DAD: Chicks don’t like belly fat. ME: So did you two get groped going through airport security? WIFE: No, but you know those Continue Reading
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30NovWhen Dad gets a full-body scan
ME: So did you two get groped going through airport security? WIFE: No, but you know those scanners are pretty revealing. They can reveal the size of someone’s breasts or penis! DAD: When I went through the agent said, “Sir, your penis seems to be smaller.” And I said, “Sir, I’m 81, retired and downsizing.”Continue Reading
11OctAnd now a word about nutrinos
A thought from Dad Nutrinos, a subatomic particle. Every second of every day your body is passed through by 6,000 billion and you didn’t even know that. They are produced by our star, the sun. Nutrinos are like love, you can’t see, measure, weigh, buy, save. One difference. You can feel love.Continue Reading
23JanResolution of an 80-year old
DAD: I’ve decided to lose 10 lbs. Maybe 15. ME: How come? DAD: Chicks don’t like belly fat.Continue Reading
