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13May

SHE: Excuse me, any chance I could borrow your power cord? My laptop battery is really low and I forgot mine. BUSY TATTED GOTH GIRL: Sorry. My battery is low too. Maybe in awhile? SHE: Sorry to bother you. I can see you’re busy but any chance I can borrow your power cord? I just Continue Reading

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26Feb

COFFEE PAL DAVID: I’m on a diet. It’s a cleanse. ME:  Oh I’ll do that with you. Do you want to do a two-day juice fast? COFFEE PAL DAVID: You mean a diarrhea weekend?Continue Reading

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15Jan

ME: I’ll have an Americano with room for cream, please. COUNTERGAL (CG): Quarter inch, half inch or inch? ME: Uh…half? CG: Paper cup or ceramic mug? ME: Ceramic. CG: Any chance you have cash? ME:  Sorry, debit. CG: Figures. Want to wait for it or does one of us have to walk it over to Continue Reading

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11Dec

Coffee shop Hey, I have to use the restroom. Would you mind watching my stuff for a sec? Yes. Thanks. I mean, yes, I would mind. I’ll just be a sec. If it’s not too much trouble. Actually, I find it very troubling. Seriously? Yeah, but mainly, I just don’t wanna. “Don’t wanna?” Yeah, I Continue Reading

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18Jan

Young pair at neighboring table. SHE: “Have you ever heard of that term, ‘love-in?’” HE: No, no. What’s that? SHE: It’s a hippie term. HE: Oh. What does it mean? SHE: They said it a lot in the 60′s–you know when people get together and get high and stuff. HE: Oh. Hmm. ME: I could Continue Reading

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