The Slummit Hockaloogie Heights Tetanus Terrace Carcass Corner Hanta Hills Goiter Grove Infested Glen Ramshackle Ridge Parched Springs By Dena & Brother-in-law Rob LeydonContinue Reading
16JulWhat didn’t make it on Gap (PRODUCT) RED campaign t-shirts
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16JulWhy there’s always an empty seat at my coffee shop table
ME: (Sitting quietly at a three-top table in a coffee shop. The place is packed.) TABLELESS MAN: May I sit here? ME: Why? TABLELESS MAN: Um, because you have a large table all to yourself and there’s room for at least one, maybe two other people? ME: I dunno. Are you a knee shaker? TABLELESS Continue Reading
16JulIf Damien were a venture capitalist and/or creator of marketing slogans
Omen Airlines: We know where you’re headed before you do. V-666 Engine: The ultimate driving-over-people machine. Motel 666: We’ll leave the light on. And then we’ll put it out. Forever. V8+666: Looks like vegetable juice but it’s Bob. 666 Flags: Your friends. Your party. Your park. Your doom. Union 7666: Regular, unleaded or Antichrist? Six Continue Reading
