Mom and her cronies went to see The Fashion World of Jean Paul Gaultier: From the Sidewalk to the Catwalk at the Dallas Museum of Art. MOM: Oh, you really should see it. Really uptown. They had some beautiful dresses...
“Can’t wait to see what you do for an encore.” This is my brother-in-law talking, in the car on the way to my Mom’s house after being discharged from the hospital in early December. This is meant to be funny because I was in the hospital two years before at pretty much the exact same time. And three years before that, albeit two months earlier in the year. “We were just thinking that maybe next time, you could pick somewhere more… tropical,” suggests my sister. That way they could hit the beach while I slept off the anesthesia; see the sights while my incisions healed. While I’m going to do everything in my power to prevent a hospitalization encore (diet, exercise, never leaving my apartment), certain miseries like Kardashian Barbie Dolls, another Nick Cage Ghost Rider movie, and bowel-blocking adhesions (like the ones I just had), are out of my control. [caption id="attachment_1305" align="aligncenter" width="189" caption="Coming...
(Tuesday - Sunday) Day 7: Tuesday, Nov. 29 Enema! Like pepper spraying protestors, only soapy water, from behind. Mwah-ha-ha! Hold 30 minutes. Manage one. Run. Don’t. Entirely. Make it. Humiliation! Hooligans! Little effect. Grasp hope, dignity. Previous day’s x-rays unimpressive. Bit o’ barium through, but slowly. Walk halls, suck on hard candy, start Reglan drug, all to stimulate protest eradication. Right arm off limits. Left taking beating. Second IV. Running out of veins. [caption id="attachment_1245" align="aligncenter" width="225" caption="Right arm off limits due to lymph node removal from mastectomy in 2006."][/caption] Small client project, introduction of ice chips and Mom disrupt monotony, save sanity. Back rub by Sis combats increasing soreness. Day 8: Wednesday, Nov. 30 Week since occupation began. Goons holding out. Menacing jackwads! At doctor’s request, second opinion doctor visits. Looks like Friar Tuck, bald with bedskirt of long graying hair. Repeat my history. Stethoscope to bowel, quiet. Thinks ileus vs. physical blockade. Could resolve on own. Surgery unlikely. Happy,...
Part I (Wed-Monday) I’ve been remiss. Absent. Immersed in the Lost Thanksgiving; the Twelve Days of Sickness; the numbing void that ended up being 10 days in a hospital room with bad cable and reruns of Unsolved Mysteries. Here are highlights. They include talk about poo. Consider yourself warned. Day 1: Wednesday, Nov. 23rd 8:30am: an angry protest of stabbing pains, mild nausea manifests in my belly. Would have thought appendix had ruptured if that mess had not already been removed in 2009. Must be gas. Struggle to work, eat rice cake, sip water, and lame attempt at walking it off. 2am: nausea intensifies and prevails. Instant relief. Day 2: Thanksgiving Day, Nov. 24th 7am. They’re back, bastards! Douse them with sips water, bites of bread. Have morning constitutional (will be last for over a week). Lug self onto morning flight to DFW to spend holiday with Mom. Misery. Surprised and somewhat sorry I...
Back when I was sporting a chemo-induced chrome dome, I remember someone saying that if I were cancer-free for five years, I would be considered cured. A loaded statement and a tall order, but something to shoot for, if making it five years without a recurrence was within my control. It was like being on parole: “Stay out of trouble and you won’t end up back in the slammer, where your chances of ever getting out and seeing an organic vegetable again are going to be slim.” I would follow the recommend course of treatment. I would eat kale. I would do my best, the five-year marker, my saving grace, firmly lodged in the back of my head. [caption id="attachment_1166" align="aligncenter" width="225" caption="Will kale kure?"][/caption] Five years seemed like 50 then, and yet here I am, in my fifth year, cancer free. Party! Right? [caption id="attachment_1172" align="aligncenter" width="220" caption="Woop!"][/caption] Not so fast. First of all, I’m not...
I didn't get stranded on Cabin Remote but I did get pulled into some client deadlines. Now that I'm out of those woods, I can walk out of the Alaska wilderness too, in this last Alaska 2011 entry. Cheers. Wednesday, Sept. 21 The boxes of garbage bags are at the ready; it's packing day. Mom and I leave tomorrow and with us will go as much food, laundry and garbage as the float plane can hold. My brother and his wife are staying for one more week but after that they won't return until the spring. They are preparing for winter; everything must go. Paul takes me for a ride around the neighborhood. The huge puddles of water that occupied the road are slowly receding. We stop by the beach, the tide is irritable. Paul collects rocks for the road. [caption id="attachment_1094" align="aligncenter" width="640" caption="Graveling with a fussy tide."][/caption] We wend our way through...
Rain, rain, stay. From Sunday night to Tuesday it rained. And rained and rained some more. Having come from Austin where we broke the record for the number of 100+ days in one summer, I was delighted. The harder it rained, the happier I was. Monday morning I wake up in the top bunk but struggle to actually get up. I flashback to waking up in the top bunk when I was in Tanzania, only there I was surrounded by mosquito netting. I remember having to pee in the middle of the night but not wanting to make the trek to the bathroom for fear my bare butt would fall victim to a malaria-infected she-squito. But I always gave in because I heard if you hold it in too long your bladder will explode, you'll sprout a squirrel tail and start speaking Xhosa. I didn’t get malaria. Going to the bathroom at Cabin...
Stopping to get ice. The dogs’ nails on the cabin floor and insatiable enthusiasm to further dampen the rain forest wake us up; wag and pace, wag and pace. The air in the cabin is colder by some ten degrees putting it in the 50's. Paul lets the dogs out, starts the generator, makes a killer fire in the stove. Buckets of rain water are brought in to facilitate impending bathroom visits. Melinda prepares three cups of coffee, half of mine is made of almond milk. She also makes a fruit salad. Everything tastes good because so much effort was put into getting it here. We are also pleased to see the sun peeking through the clouds, past the treetops. It's a sign, an opportunity that must be seized for we have no way of knowing how long it will last. [caption id="attachment_1059" align="aligncenter" width="640" caption="Alaska -- outdoing itself at every turn"][/caption] Paul...
Homer DL: In case you were wondering, Homer lies on Kachemak Bay on the southwest side of Alaska's Kenai Peninsula (southern coast). It's named for Homer Pennock, a gold mining company promoter, who arrived in 1896. Alas, gold mining was never profitable here. Coal was but eventually ran out. According to Homer's Chamber of Commerce, there are 5,400 residents and another 8,000 living outside the city limits. Commercial fishing and a growing tourism industry drives the economy here. Homer kind of reminds me of Eugene, Oregon. It's earthy and laid back. The pace is slow. There is reverence for nature as it equals livelihood. I can't imagine wearing heels here too often but I can imagine a moose walking through my yard because that sort of thing happens. And seeing eagles on a daily basis because that happens too. [caption id="attachment_1028" align="aligncenter" width="480" caption="Eagle on the Homer Spit"][/caption] [caption id="attachment_1029" align="aligncenter" width="640"...
Lucky Day. Instead of a six hour layover in Anchorage we get an earlier flight, reducing the layover to 40 minutes. Party! [caption id="attachment_1020" align="aligncenter" width="480" caption="I love the Homer airport baggage claim. It’s like giving your luggage a hug."][/caption] Melinda picks us up and drives us to the house. We drop our stuff off and go for a walk with the dogs. I thought aloud about how cool it would be to see a moose. Some ridiculous amount of time later (8 minutes?) we see a moose cutting in and quickly out of our path. Welcome to Homer, Alaska. [caption id="attachment_1021" align="aligncenter" width="480" caption="Hello cool temperatures, fleece, fireweed."][/caption] ~ Melinda trucks us to the spit (my brother is working his ass off at Cabin Remote ---something about “putting the toilet in.”) where we eat at the fantastic Captain Pattie’s. Crab parmesan appetizers, halibut entree, red wine. Water, mountains, eagles. The food, the drink, the...
