ArchivesFebruary, 2012

28Feb

I was part owner of a Lamborghini. And some luxury jewelry. Even a nightclub! Who knew? Chumps Jeremy Blackburn and Anthony Banas, that’s who. In 2009, these two excrement-lined goons (and co-founders of Canopy Financial, a health care banking services company) cheated investors of $75 million and “misappropriated” or stole another $18 million from 1,600 Continue Reading

14Feb

After being skewered in the press for such high-profile let-downs as Heidi and Seal, and J.Lo and Marc, not to mention his being named in an impending lawsuit by members of online dating site eHarmony, a.k.a., eHoHumony for a slew of unkept promises, Cupid now faces criminal charges for infecting dozens at an Austin taco Continue Reading

01Feb

Mom and her cronies went to see The Fashion World of Jean Paul Gaultier: From the Sidewalk to the Catwalk at the Dallas Museum of Art. MOM: Oh, you really should see it. Really uptown. They had some beautiful dresses…and talking mannequins… ME: Talking mannequins? That’s kind of creepy. MOM: It was creepy but you Continue Reading