Along with dust the high places and cut berries from back for table, on my list of holiday chores while visiting Mom is to anchor the penguin. Mom loves penguins. There’s a wooden penguin on her coffee table wearing a custom-knitted red and green scarf. There are penguins in a snow globe, looking small, frozen Continue Reading
ArchivesDecember, 2010
09DecTwo Windows, One Guy, Instant Mess
TO BUDDY: Sooooo, how was last night? TO GIRLFRIEND: I miss you too. TO BUDDY: A screamer huh? LMAO! TO GIRLFRIEND: I wish we could just hole up in a cabin somewhere, just the two of us. TO BUDDY: Dude I haven’t met a chick yet who doesn’t like a good spanking!! TO GIRLFRIEND: My Continue Reading
