ArchivesDecember, 2008

30Dec

Boy-Man meets Lady-Girl. They flirt. They smile. Individually, they entertain inappropriate thoughts about acrobatic positions and butter. Boy gets Girl’s number. She beams. She gushes. She blathers on in great detail to her friends about how cute he is. Even though he has a single wonky tooth. Boy mentions his “totally hot chick” encounter to Continue Reading

11Dec

Coffee shop Hey, I have to use the restroom. Would you mind watching my stuff for a sec? Yes. Thanks. I mean, yes, I would mind. I’ll just be a sec. If it’s not too much trouble. Actually, I find it very troubling. Seriously? Yeah, but mainly, I just don’t wanna. “Don’t wanna?” Yeah, I Continue Reading