Uh-oh.
Oooooh, that’s not good.
Fucking Odwalla.
Oh God.
Hold it. Hold it! HOLD IT!
You can make it. Just a few more blocks.
Oh man…
Hold it. Hold it! HOLD IT!
Shit.
C’mon cars. Gotta cross. Gotta cross! GOTTA CROSS!
Okay. To the Stop sign…the driveway…the mailbox…
Oh sweet Jesus…
Hold it. Hold it! HOLD IT!
Thank God! There’s the house. Just calmly cut through the yard…and unlock the door…and RUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!
[27 seconds later]
No more micronutrient fruit drinks before you run.
That was too damn close.
3 Responses to “Tense moments from the final 20 minutes of today’s run”
I never would have made it. Amazing.
OK … that sounded like it was amazing that I never would have made it. I meant your kidneys are amazing.
And, apparently, I am incontinent.
It’s your own damn fault for trying to be healthy. Shit like Fritos and Mountain Dew don’t come out of your body. Even if you want it to.